Alone at the Cubao Hogwarts Espresso Station. A large macha tea with cream and a slice of triple-decker cheesecake. Too rich, but what made it unpleasant was that I was snacking alone. As always happens, a lonely woman sat at a table next to mine and tried all the tricks in the book to strike up a conversation and get close to me.

Escaped from Takeshi Castle after my third cigarette.