The latest addition to my captain's cabin bedroom is this Pirates of the Caribbean skull and cross-swords. No, I'm not using it as a paperweight. It's on a shelf inside my room.

My Skull Son bought one exactly like this, but he extracted the skull and fashioned it into an ecorche. I have a suspicion that my Skull Son is an elf. He makes wonderful things with his hands, he is over-wary of strangers, he does not eat strange food, and, I think, he abhors anything to do with sex (including green jokes)--all of which are elf characteristics.

He is at present making me something that I like very much, but I hope that it will look exactly like the original.